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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Should it really be a lightbulb?

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I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.