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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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A Basilian.

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Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.