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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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We're on our sixth.

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None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.