Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Astro Knot Jokes More Astro Knot Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot