Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.