Astro Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Astro Knot Jokes More Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure