What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.