What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)