What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.