What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.