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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.