What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.