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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.