What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part