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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.