Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!