Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office