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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.