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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.