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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

N Jokes More N Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.