Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

Pssssssssssst

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing