Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!