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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.