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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Which Muppet Are You?

Quiz.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.