Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!