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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.