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Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.