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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*