How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).