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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!