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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.