How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.