How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason