How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.