What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden