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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.