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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.