What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.