What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.