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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.