Omelette you figure it out
Om-lit
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Can I have fries with that please?
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
It was Bin-Laden
Luters.