Fry Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.