A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
In Greece.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Crispin Glover.
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
They fry pranes
Can I have fries with that please?
They were fried in ancient grease!
Terri-fried!
Would you like fries with that?
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Omelette you figure it out
Would you like fries with that
An unidentified frying object.
I believe I can fry.
1: GENIUS!
"Would you like fries with that "
Friday
A fried Chicken leg
Fry-by-night!
A lardvark!
Why* would you like fries with that
When it's French fried.
Guy who invented ketchup packets
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Teaching the chicken to cook
An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "
A salt rifle.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
The element of some fries.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!
If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
A table can support itself
The arts student gets a mark for it.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
It's all ovum now
An unidentified flying omelet!
Their parents.
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
A little otter
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.