Fry Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.