Fry Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.