A fried Chicken leg
To get to the other side.
Because it was a lame joke.
They were fried in ancient grease!
Would you like fries with that
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.