Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.