Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

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Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.