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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.