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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.