Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!