Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!