Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi