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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!