How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.