What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!