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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.