How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!