How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!