What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.