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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.