How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers