How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.