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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"