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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.