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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.