How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room