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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!