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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.