How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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What's the main religion of most ghosts?

Boo dism

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.