How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.