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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.