How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.