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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)