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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Web Server Jokes More Web Server Jokes

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.