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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!