What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!