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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.