What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.