What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.