Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.