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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure