What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future