What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.