Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Merci backup.
Because they fall through his hands.
Because he's a cross product.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
It would've just been "mas".
A Hyundai.
Send him to polytechnic!
Because they love digging up the past.
Hyruleglyphics.
The future
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.