What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas