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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl