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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl