What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Technology Jokes More Technology Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.