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Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase