Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

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Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran