Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

You might also enjoy:

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.