Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

D Source Jokes More D Source Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Nozzle Jokes More Nozzle Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Jiggle Jokes More Jiggle Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.