Fuel Jokes

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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A question mark.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

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IM Groot.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Outtagascar

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.