Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Nozzle Jokes More Nozzle Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...