Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.