Fuel Jokes

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

D Source Jokes More D Source Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.