Battery
Steam. I'm so sorry.
Petroleum
Vin Diesel!
Coal-Ala
Outtagascar
A fuel injected pickle.
Rocket Farts.
Please! I in cyst!
It's been feeling drained
They use a sea lion.
Because there is no quarter for the wicked.
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
When you can't pay cash.
We have the Iron Giant
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
So he could make ends meet!
They are both in bread.
Pop culture
A rehearsal
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Addadictomy.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.