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Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

D Source Jokes More D Source Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Iron Giant Jokes More Iron Giant Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa