Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!