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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!