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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!