Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!