The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
A graduated cylinder.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
The box said 2-4 years!
The other blonde replies... "You are on the other side".