What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off