What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.