Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
They cantelope.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
