Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
A Cantaloupe.
On a blind date!
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
