What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.