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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering