Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering