Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!