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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.