What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*