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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.