Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale