Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade