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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.