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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.