Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog