Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.