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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.