Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it