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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.