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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.