Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Delighted.

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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Incase onion rings

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Octopied

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He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Ba dum ship.

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Math hue.

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German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk