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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog