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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.