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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Time to get a new fence...

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Math hue.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk