Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk