What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.