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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.