What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.