What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.