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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.