What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.