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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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