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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What does he order?

Ein stein

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.