How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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