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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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