How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What does a Muslim magician say before his trick?

Araba-cadabra

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte