How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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