When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!