When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!