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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.