What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte