Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas