Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san