Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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He had to start from scratch.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

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A battery hen!

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Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte