Starbuck Jokes

It's the most basic drink there is.

The line to Starbucks.

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Ground and federal expresso

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Because it's black. Sorry.

He buys it from Starbucks...

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Because they can't even.

Flappaccinos.

Show me your brews!

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

You'll never forget her name.

With Starbucks!

They are full of Iranian seman

Running... JK! Rolling

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

A well educated Barista

A **decaf**alon

Because he said he was pro Bono.

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

2 large planes

An inj-oink-tion.

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

An investigator.

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

Birthday State of Mind

What's long and white?

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

How does Moses get his coffee?

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Love

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

What, I'm Asian?

What's the currency in space?

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

I Love Pizza & You

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

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