Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

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What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san