Starbuck Jokes

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Hangout Jokes More Hangout Jokes

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.