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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.