How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers??

Cuz they can't even!!!!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose