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How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.