How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.