How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.