How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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A dandy lion!

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.