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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.