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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up