What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.