What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!