Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.