Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing