Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.