Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!