I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
A bilingual chicken
We need to give you a cavity search
I told you it would rain, dear.
Do you mind getting out of my son.
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Angel food cake of course!
A caterpillar!
They're both load-bearing