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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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A Dell

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!