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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Happy Birthday Jokes More Happy Birthday Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Friend Birthday Party Jokes More Friend Birthday Party Jokes

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo