What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Mooney.

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Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Gristle While You Work!

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Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo