What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!