How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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