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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.