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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence