What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.