What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.