What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.