What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.