What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.