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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.