What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log