What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!