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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax