Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.