Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!