Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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How would Rhino?

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!