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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.