Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....