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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!