How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.