How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!