How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.