How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO