How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.