Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
The Back Hand
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
There's Noel.
Secret Satan.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
He was invited to thunday math.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Schwinning!
Because he's so damn positive!
