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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen