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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.