Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.