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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.